Bend it around?

A funny visual went past my mind just then… imagine you lived in a high rise building in a populated city.. .well hence the high rise… real estate was a premium and obviously you lived close to the train station… just that in crowded places you rather commute by train than your own wheel-barrow. Now think that the station was really close by… probably so close to the building, no scratch that… it was right under the very building you lived in… so every time a train went past you’d hear the noise… just enough to let you know of approaching and departing trains… hmm, wow doppler effect comes to mind… alright… you were having dinner with your buddies hmmm well with people… strangers… you had picked up off an internet chat.. and … a train came by and the building shook up a little bit… like a tuning fork on low frequency… and while at the table, well I hope, seated with your honarary strangers — stuffed plates in front… and the plates moved in a synchronised bouncy twitch and went on over close to the person on your right… hmmm… okie I am going nuts! But.. it was funny… *cracks up*.

Excercising your authority you grab your dinner plate back. In comes another train… from the other side this time… and your plate canters off left! Can we have flexible Reinforced Concrete Cement I think it would be fun! Oh what a comic relief. I am bananas! Hail to yet another silly commentary but lifes short you know.. On that note do you think reptiles hug? or express themselves in public…? hmmm normally I would say no… and what if one was pregnant? Hell no, gross, sticky, eeew! You don’t want to be seen around someone pudgy? vain! hmmmm here a little cerebral stimulation! Here comes another train…

5 Responses to “Bend it around?”


  1. 1 Kyle

    Wow man… That’s pretty intense stuff haha

  2. 2 Semiophile

    LOL! Living life on the edge… the danger… the exhilaration… the thrill… of bouncing dinnerware…

    One could contrast this with a plane whose engine can’t start, grounding a full load of passengers, and delaying the flight for a good 2 hours. No amusing lizards fornicating or vibrating crockery to help pass the time… just the low, droning hum of imperceptibly moving travelators in an empty airport terminal…

    Thank heavens for the free internet terminals here… (No, check that. Us grateful passengers have got NEC to thank)

  3. 3 Amit

    Good to see you Kyle :) I am glad the building amused you.

    Semiophile, ‘fornicating lizards’ LOL that was quite graphic :) then again vibrating crockery and bouncing dinnerware takes my mind somewhere else…again… well, won’t go there! Next time I am in singapore I shall remember to fling open my PowerBook to a jaunty elegy :-)

  4. 4 Nancy

    My goodness. I leave town for a week and look where your mind goes. LOL

  5. 5 Amit

    Hahaha, indeed, never a dull moment as they say :)

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